Philip

Philips are amazing boys, the type that every girl wants. They’re usually blonde or dirty-blonde haired, with really big brown eyes. But no matter how they look, something about them drags the girls to them. They’re exceptionally good singers and are really athletic. They are kind, caring, and the perfect boyfriend. Often they’re vertically challenged (short) but that shouldn’t stop any girl from liking him any less. What are you waiting for? Go out and get yourself a Philip!!

Girl 1: OMG did you see that boy?!? The really cute one, with the big brown eyes and blonde hair???
Girl 2: oh ya, he must be a Philip

by Imsuchaboringperson February 19, 2019

Philip

Philip he is 6 foot tall skinny as a rail, yet can eat you out of house and home. He thinks he's the shit. Says and does dumb things, and can annoy the hell out of you to the point that you want punch his lights out. warning can be a hazzard to your life.

Person 1. Man I'm hungry, I want to make some toast.

Action: bread is toasting, puts plastic on top of toaster.

Person 2. Whats that smell? OMG!!! did you really freaking put plastic on the toaster!

What a SPED thats a freaking Philip moment.

by The Shizznator May 12, 2010

Philip

A very very very very very very gay person.Likes to eat a lot of dick most guys named jake

Philip is gay

by Golden kid May 3, 2017

Philip

Autistic

That guy is such a Philip

by Some1Yeet June 13, 2020

Philip

A dumbass bitch who doesn't know how to care for his girlfriend/wife

That man is such a Philip

by The truth come out November 13, 2019

Philip

A worthless sack of shit that only helps the people that it likes. Extremely useless and caters only to those who play sports. Breaks rules and refuses to accept any complaints about it.

That guy is a Philip, he's so goddamn useless!

by stephano427 February 28, 2017

Philip

A good Christian boy who never misses a day of church. He must be in his bed at 9pm every day or the lord Jesus Christ will float down from the heavens and disintegrate him before pissing on his ashes.

Additionally, everything is his fault.

Guy: "I need to go, it's almost 8pm."
Me: "Bruh why you gotta be such a Philip!"
Other Guy: "Philip, it's all your fault."

by NightSaberX October 10, 2021