Phil Swift

An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.

John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!

by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

philadelphia snowball

Chucking a D battery at someone.

Look at those hipsters, I'm going to throw a Philadelphia snowball at them.

by RolandaM May 27, 2016

Philadelphia Highboy

A highboy is when you take a dump in a urinal, but a PHILADELPHIA Highboy is when you take a runny dump in a urinal after eating cheesesteaks and beer.

Someone left a real Philadelphia Highboy in the restroom!

by Dick Shannery November 23, 2018

Phil Hartman

The greatest SNL cast member of all time who sadly died prematurely.

If Phil Hartman's wife was going to kill herself anyway, why did it matter if he was dead?

by Frumious Bandersnatch July 19, 2003

phil lesh

bass player for the grateful dead , he has fans called phil zoners , zoners for short , he also wants everybody to be an organ doner because we wouldnt have phil without just that very thing!

oh man phil was droppin some bombs tonight

by happyhippy January 8, 2005

Phil Selway

the phenomenally talented drummer for the band Radiohead

for proof that drummers are more than just timekeepers, check out Phil Selway's playing in "Pyramid Song".

by EonBlue987 January 25, 2009

Phil Fish

Fragile indie game developer, made Fez. Cancelled Fez 2 because of a Twitter argument, and rage quit the gaming industry.

Guy 1: I can't deal with this anymore, it's too much.
Guy 2: C'mon, don't pull a Phil Fish!

by SlimZaPToZ May 20, 2014