phatphrog

fat pussy

dayum she got a phatphrog!

by poetic justiice July 2, 2023

The Reynolds Pamphlet

The pamphlet Alexander Hamilton wrote to defend himself at the beginning of a sex scandal. When Alexander Hamilton cheated on his wife, Eliza Schuyler, with Maria Reynolds. James, Maria's wife, blackmailed Alex, Alex paid Reynolds in checks, which James Munroe, Frederick Muhlenberg, and Abraham Venable found, in the musical, the letters were found by Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and his murderer, Arron Burr.
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Alexander was confronted by his two enemies and his frenemy about these checks, he was accused of stealing money from the government. He disproved this "theory" with a letter and the power of words, they took an oath to never speak of it. In history, Munroe broke the oath by telling his best friend, Thomas Jefferson. It went into a small rumor, everyone started to hate Alex. To defend himself, he wrote the Reynolds Pamphlet, and the rumor turned into a sex scandal.

by Whythisword January 23, 2019

Pussy Pamphlet

A booklet with pictures of pussies, all belonging to hookers, listed along with an address and phone number in case their particular pussy arouses you. They have them arranged in the booklet by culture, amount of public hair, and tightness.

Bernard: Did have a good time with that chick you met out of that pussy pamphlet?

Skylar: Yeah man! I totally did, her pussy looked JUST like it did in the picture, and it was so easy to get a hold of her. It was simply divine. I would totally recommend it to all my friends and family!

by j'dizzlef0evah July 5, 2009

Pharphall

The act of spending the night in another persons bed with a woman who is not interested in you and attempting to get some with said female, after failure proceeding to ejaculate in the bed. Often, but not always, while high.

Dude, Dennis and Emily spent the night in my bed and he totally pharphalled all over my sheets.

by Bojanglin' Fool September 29, 2009

phumph

simply put, bellybutton lint.

lela: let me pick your phumph!
paul: thats not a word.

by lks February 11, 2006

plamph

One who likes to smell their own fingers surreptitiously.

I spotted you sniffing your trotters you plamph.

by Tony McCaffery October 15, 2004

Pharphalling

The act of not inhailing your cigarette smoke. Only puffing, holding onto it for a short amount of time, then exhailing and trying to look cool.

Bob! Stop pharphalling and inhail your cigarette!

by Bojanglin' Fool September 29, 2009