packing

A massive, long penis that is obvious even with loose/baggy clothing. Also impossible to fit into jeans.

HEY DID YOU SEE THAT? GOOD GOD! THAT BASS PLAYER IS REALLY GOOD, BUT HE IS MAXIMALLY PACKING HE IS SO SEXY I CANT HEAR THE CONCERT!

by GUTME September 19, 2009

fudge packing

the act of packing someones shit right up there back passage by means of a good stiff cock.

Mc scotty loves a good fudge packing!!!

by shifty bob July 3, 2003

Cabbage Packing

When a man packs his penis inside a cabbage patch doll and after he ejaculates he pulls out and cooks the baby doll in the microwave and eats it.

After a long day of work lonely Mike preformed Cabbage Packing to relieve some stress.

by Luvbbbb May 27, 2015

phucking

the act of machine intercourse,
to have machine intercourse

She is phucking her cell phone.

by 3.14thagoras August 4, 2008

packing heat

To carry a firearm. Usually refers to the act of carrying a handgun.

Not many people know it, but sweet little old lady Smith is always packing heat.

by Super Gerbil July 12, 2004

packing a lunch

condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work

Ramone: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
Leon: I am PACKING A LUNCH.

by CORNBIOFUEL January 26, 2009

Packington

A vaping device commonly used for ripping fat blinkers to get faded than a ho

Fulcrum: fulcrum come in yuhp, yodie gang ya feel me about to get faded than a go off the packington device

by ursubpar October 13, 2022