pétur

The slutty friend that is bisexual during the weekends and tries fucking evry single person and/or thing he sees. Pétur is the type of person that steals your girlfriend and ends up seducing you as well. Pétur is also a future DILF in the making

I did not think i could fuck a guy but then pétur worked his magic and fucked the soul out of me

by Nah b, u a hoe March 29, 2022

Pettus

A dance. Goes along with the "Dougie". Consists of shrugging the shoulders and throwing an invisible towel in the air then catching it.

No, teach me how to Pettus.

by Black Midnight November 23, 2010

petrucciary

To play something so awesome that everyone else in the room dies.

Oh shit, I did a petrucciary, I killed the audience-said John Petrucci of Dream Theater

by Callum The Wise September 18, 2007

Petrude

A person you meet in a dark alley or otherwise known as Phil Lester

Person 1: Oh, who's that?
Person 2: That's Petrude
Person 3: No, that's Phil...
Person 2: No, it's Petrude

by MarkitheMeme July 8, 2016

PETRUS

a Legendary Jack Russel that is the strongest being in the universe!

Don't call PETRUS cute! He wil bust yo ass!

by VrikkenVisagie November 25, 2019

mold on your petunia

can be used to describe a nasty woman's genitalia, as in mold found in a nasty bathroom or kitchen,

can also be used as a question to let others around know the person is being moody for reasons not caused or involved with the much like how one may ask if you have sand in your vagina. using the phrase this way works on both male and female partys

EXAMPLE 1.
Guy one: No way I'd hit that!

Guy two: I know right I bet she has mold on her Petunia

EXAMPLE 2.
The man at the post office was a real jerk today; I asked him whats your deal do you have Mold on your petunia?

by B*RAD May 22, 2014

Petulant

Whiny, childlike behavior in response to something not going your way. See Donald Trump for direct personification.

Wow, he really took that joke personally. How thin-skinned and petulant could he possibly be? .. Oh.

by AKBojangles December 9, 2016