Podtarded

Mentally challenged...when it comes to downloading music to their iPod.

I just bought this cool iPod,but I can't use it because I am Podtarded.

by oangieo June 26, 2008

putarded

adj.: to be physically retarded

cris is putarded, his eyes bulge out like monsters!!! truly sickening.

by red jelly January 12, 2006

pretarded

Being so advanced that you can't function in the ordinary world

My husband is so pretarded! He sits around all day dreaming about flying hydrogen vehicles, instead of bringing home an income.

by Aliza Amihude November 2, 2006

pretarded

When you _know_ you're about to do something stupid.

Betting on the Mets to win the World Series is pretarded.

"I going after Republican support for the public option."
"That's pretarded."

Asking your ex-wife on a date is pretarded.

by Dustin Boswell November 7, 2009

Pretarded

When you and your friends get drunk before going out to the bars. Basically what you accomplish when you pregame.

Hey, come over before we go out and get pretarded.

by alrHB March 4, 2011

nertarded

its a cross with retarded and noob!!

emmanuel:
dude is it just me or is that guy nertarded
daniel:
i went somewhere and i saw a that was netarded
vanessa:
obviusly that guy nertared

by Alexandra&Nessaa!! April 16, 2009

petarded

A slang commonly used by those who observe the misuse or "rushing" of units known as petards in Age of Empires 2: Age of Kings.

That was so damn petarded!

by Massive Johnson Esquire February 23, 2003