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Pertustitute

A prostitute of ill-health, exhibiting frequent coughing, rattling and wheezing, phlegmy and general malaise. Typically targetting a lower class of client and willing to accept reasonable offers.
I found her in the park, in rags, hacking like a jitney - but all I had was a crumpled twenty, and so a pertustitute would have to do.
by "Tim" February 24, 2008
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Perlustrate

"he perlustrated his likeness in the mirror"
by kn941 March 26, 2012
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ass percussion

1.To slap a woman's ass with the palm of your hands during sex, especially when you're hitting it from behind. 2.The clapping sound made from ruf sex, especially when hitting it from behind.
Yo, I was playin ass percussion with yo baby's mama last night and now my hand stings.
by booticus June 13, 2010
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indoor percussion

a group of people (usually around 15 to 30) that perform 5-10 minutes of music indoors after marching season has ended. ages of people involved depend on the category (scholastic-highschoolers, independant-any age up to age limit, open-mostly college aged up to age limit, world-mostly college aged up to age limit).

ensembles usually are split into front ensemble (marimba, xylophone, vibraphone, synth, toys) and battery (snare, tenor, bass drums, cymbals) or in the case of concert ensembles, that have just front ensemble with no marching. the music difficulty depends on the categories (or a mixture: i.e. independant open, scholastic A) and usually follows a theme or idea shown through the music.
indoor percussion groups are insane, how do they play all those notes?!
by erika barrett January 9, 2008
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perluss whun

Fred: That dude plays the guitar so effortlessly!

Chang: Perluss whun!
by dansr February 29, 2008
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Percussion Code

This really cute chick on Twitter that likes to bang things and such because drummers/percussionists do that and they do it attractively.
"There's Percussion Code bein fine as hell again."
by L1v1nN1ghtmar3 February 19, 2014
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Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell

Pergus Pedward Pimmy Pell a young baller that was brought up through the La Masia academy where he learnt from his idol PESSI how to pay the referee and earn a bunch of penalties. Pergus is often well-known for his rounded 5 Gnome D'ors which he recieved for scoring over 100+ penalties in a season. He's worth over 10 million gum nuts, he played at Inter Miama, Barcelona and PSG and also short 1 season loan at Penalty United where he captianed the club to win the gardens league after winning every knockout game on penalties. He took every single penalty! Penalty United Ultra Shiv Patel reported a number of hauntings from Pergus. He called him 'the ghost of Glenunga'. He is constantly sniffing out a free penalty coupon. When our reporters confronted Pergus about his penalties he screamed "Qué mirás bobo" Pergus is often seen crying in the school bathrooms saying "Please give me just one penalty, I'm very short I need it!" The tale of Pergus is certainly a mystery and we are doing our best to find out more about the legend himself but for now be careful because Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell could be anywhere and is always trying to find his next penalty. Stay safe. Take your penalties quickly, before he makes you his next victim.
" I saw Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell scored over 1000 penalties in the gardens league cup."
by Pergus Pell October 18, 2023
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