periodic affection

Refers to da occasional hugs, kisses, hand-claps, pats on the head/back, shoulder-scrunchies, etc. dat at a cuddly dude gives a visiting lady-friend to ensure dat she never feels ignored, lonesome, or "left out" for too long during periods while he's busying himself with "bachelor chores" like housework, vehicle-maintenance, etc.

I met a nice lady on Tagged.com who is wonderful company whenever she visits, but she has physical infirmities dat make her unable to just effortlessly tag along wif me while I go about my daily duties around da house and garage, so I always make sure to shower her wif plenty of periodic affection so dat she feels reassured dat I remember dat she's there and appreciate her spending time wif me.

by QuacksO October 10, 2019

Periodic Collective

A secret word which people who have never felt the loving touch of a woman use to identify and communicate with each other. It means they have no rizz.

"Yo, Sally just said she's part of the periodic collective"
"Oh, that's obvious. She literally said she had a crush on Nick Wilde from zootopia a while back."

by skillabe December 24, 2022

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023

Periodic Table

The Debug Menu of the thing that created us, scientists, biologists, geologists, etc just call it the “Periodic Table” Little do the scientists know, this is just how god does it, he uses The Periodic Table like a creative mode menu.

Science Teacher: If you look at the Periodic Table you will see that Mercury is right here.

by eerie5 September 29, 2023

The Periodic Table

6A's secret language that Mr. Hyatt and Teacher Harrison know about. The language has many words that I will not give examples of.

83-43-1 is an example of how the word should be written in the language.
The Periodic Table is also known for learning elements in science class

by iwnfbfie December 9, 2020

Flop-Periodic Cycle

The chosen street name for the period between 1800th-2100th century.

Argh, how could they be that stupid in the Flop-Periodic Cycle, it is simple. Period.

by TЭГMiNoЮgiC November 25, 2023

On Periodic Tables

Basically just a twist to the phrase “Period (girl, queen, etc.)”: A slang term used by ghetto girls or gay/zesty men to show approval for an action made by another, like a verbal applause in other words.

Jessica: Vanessa, were you talking shit?!
Vanessa: OMG no I wasn’t!!
Jessica: Lying ass hoe!! *Slaps Vanessa’s face*
Emma: Oop, and that’s on periodic tables!!

by Just call me Geto’s wifey fr💍 May 12, 2025