Period

That time of the month when your uterus starts being a bitch to you all because you didn't get pregnant, so it gives you cramps and shoots blood out of you for 3-5 fucking days.

Ashley: dude are you excited to go to the beach tomorrow?
Sarah: yes so excited!

*next day*

Sarah: yesssss beach day!
Ashley: YEAHHHHHH

*at the beach*

Ashley: dude come swim with me
Sarah: My tummy hurts :(
Ashley: I'm sorry

Sarah: It's ok I have to go to the bathroom
Ashley: Ok

*In the bathroom*
Sarah: Oh shit

*After bathroom*

Sarah: dude I started my period have any tampons?
Ashley: No sorry :(
Sarah: Okie :(

by bL0BbY BiTcH August 9, 2018

Period

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Period

by Costa123 October 17, 2008

period

Something I somewhat enjoy getting every month because its my body's way of letting me know I haven't gotten knocked up.

Hooray, I got my period! I'm not pregnant!
*two seconds later*
Aw shit, I got my period. Now no sex for a week!

by dolphin February 24, 2005

Period

They suck.
Commas rule.

"Because periods suck!

And commas rule!

This is Sex Education, not grammar fool!"

-I Set My Friends on Fire & Smosh

by Atlas15 May 10, 2010

Period

That time of the month when a female looks up into the sky, sees a full moon and turns into a werewolf. The week of the full moon, the woman is expected to seem very agitated and moody. Be warned: prolonged exposure may lead to serious injury or death!

The period of time that, at the sight of the full moon, the woman transforms into a furry beast and destroys all insight.

by Yrac Rotceps October 24, 2011

periodicals

magazines or light reading

street newstands often sell periodicals

by Potipher the Prophet April 6, 2005

Period

Fuckin bullshit that runs down your leg after taking a shower once a month for a fucking week.

Girl:*gets out of shower*
Period:*here I come bitch*

by Fuck off you stupid cunt November 16, 2018