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0 Percent

A phrase used by fuck boys typically named Jon, who may also go by Jono or Jonny.
Person one: I bet you banged that sloot last night.
Jon: Oh no man 0 percent, 0 percent.
by Dillweedman420 June 12, 2016
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slugging percentage

1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.

2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.
After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.
by kris takahashi April 16, 2010
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top percentage rattata

1. Youngster Joey's low level (like REALLY low level) Rattata which is defined as, "Top Percentage" until you beat the shit out of it with your Level 5 Cyndaquil
Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is the top percentage rattata"
by Coolcat858 November 26, 2014
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three percenters

In 2009, a former member of a radical left student organization from the 1960s (i.e., the SDS) repackaged communist vanguardism into a patriot vanguardism designed to appeal to the far-right ideology of the American militia movement. Instead of building class consciousness, these III Percenters would challenge the growing power of the federal government, and build a consciousness that the federal government needs to return to a more limited form (e.g., the original Constitution). Like radical movements during the counter-cultural 1960s, III Percenters choose direct action to forward their agenda, typically by showing up carrying firearms in situations where police authorities are in conflict with local residents.

The origins of 3% are not clear. Colonists fighting in the American Revolutions were less than 1% of the population, just as less than 1% of the population are veterans today. Support for the American Revoltution was somewhere between 40-45%. Since the 1950s, outlaw biker gangs have claimed they are "one percenters" and "five percenters" are an offshoot of the black nationalist Nation of Islam. It seems likely that 3% simply splits the difference, and linking it to the American Revolution makes it unnecessary to talk about the communist history of vanguardism and where these repackaged ideas came from.
"When the three percenters showed up, things escalated quickly."
by cafebedouin April 21, 2016
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Perpendicular Shagging

When you shag someone perpendicularly
"Ichigo knows how to do perpendicular shagging"
"Mate have you seen how Ichigo shags... They say he does it perpendicularly"
by Rajeesh Mahanti December 29, 2021
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PerenSexual

PerenSexual is a term used for Dungeons and Dragons players who REALLY need to sleep with the local Drow Elf.
Can also refer to multiple people at once.
Fuck Peren, all my homies wanna fuck Peren. -Local Fox Warlock
We are all PerenSexual now -Also the Local Fox Warlock
by MikeOxen69 March 21, 2022
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Purden

A word that means period.
for when its that time of the month but you don't want to directly mention you're bleeding out your bagina
"You purden?"
"I started my purden"
by waweewawowowee June 21, 2022
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