pederast

A man who engages in sexual activity with a boy or youth; a man who is engaged in an erotic relationship with an adolescent boy; a practitioner of pederasty.

A: What's a pederast, Walter?
B: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

by Roth Vantage December 31, 2020

peerent

Parent who try to be like his children's friend.

Dad, did you call to my headteacher?
For shizzle, my nizzle!
Don't try to be a peerent, please...

by MrRysiu October 6, 2009

Peckershit

This is a term used to describe "Wickers" a mythical persona from Darwen.

Also , this term is used to describe a person (or Persons)who act like total utter bothersome little trolls!

1. "My god Jane is such a peckershit! she never shuts up!"

2. "Wickers is a gerbil face peckershit!"

3. "Who's that peckershit takin a dump in the corner?!"

4. (someone falls of a chair)"haha, What a peckershit!"

by Tiny/James November 2, 2008

peckerboo

The most unpleasant situation where a man's penis unexpectedly maneuvers its way out of the fly hole of his underwear. A peckerboo usually occurs as the result of either (a) a sudden movement or (b) walking for extended periods. Public Peckerboos are the most severe, as they force a man to adjust his junk in front of everyone in the room.

Man I'm sorry I just grabbed my junk in front of your mom, my di#k was playing peckerboo.

by lawman186583 February 8, 2014

Urban Dictionary peer review

The term given to the panel of adjudicators who realise that your entry is just too damn disgusting, perverted and depraved to ever be allowed onto the Urban Dictionary site and instead you have to be content with an email alerting you to the fact that it won't be accepted and you simply have to scroll back and forth wondering what it would have looked like on the site possibly being enjoyed by many different people all over the world rather than just your eyes alone in your bedroom. You try not to take the rejection personally, however, it just east you up inside and so you decide to heavily edit your submission and try again. Eventually, it gets accepted but it's lost its bite due to the nature of the many edits made to it. You realise that you are just a sad old bastard with too much time on your hands so you go and fap before falling asleep in your own sweat and semen in your parent's basement.

"Hi Larry, did your Urban Dictionary term get accepted for the site?"
"No Douglas, it didn't get past the Urban Dictionary peer review process."
"Never mind. Please don't try to be too sad about it."
"I need to cry now. Please take my dress off and leave and maybe come back later okay?"
"Sure thing dude although it does look good on me."

by mammarylane September 17, 2017

homewrecker pecker

A large penis.

Juan had such a big homewrecker pecker, that ladies left other men for for him.

by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2017

pecker berries

abnormal growths on ones junk aka genital warts

dude ethan totally got pecker berries from that chick in branford

by qazxdr56 April 13, 2010