Peyton Manning

A man, no god, who is basically jesus. he banged 50694 girls at a time and has tom brady on speed dial for butt raping. Peyton Manning did your mom. Yes you. YES, YOU, YOUR MOM AND PEYTON MANNING DID IT.

You:Hey did you see peyton MANNING play?

Your Mom: he did me!

by Nick the greatest man aliiive. March 21, 2008

Peyton Manning

When you put your naked testicle's and rectum in a girls face and flop your penis on her forehead without her permission.

I invited this girl over last night and Peyton Manning'd herl

by Z-N-A September 15, 2016

Peyton Manning

if Peyton Manning’s name is actually Peyton krutz then ur in luck here’s the definition; usually very nice, has a big friend group, gets ass every other weekend,his best friends name is probably Russell or something like that lmao. Usually pretty sporty! He’s most likely single rn so hit him up

Oh my , peyton Manning’s sanuks look so good with that outfit oh and can you ask him to come scoop.

by @anotsilbfrd January 1, 2018

Peyton Manning

The quarterback who got his power from his large forehead

Peyton Manning is the Broncos greatest quarterback of all time.

by YourPseudoFuckoff October 10, 2020

Peyton Manning

When doing a girl from behind, right before you cum, yell "OMAHA" and pull out and cum in her ass instead.

This girl told me she wasn't on the pill so I pulled a Peyton Manning and called an audible.

by GeraltPovino December 8, 2022

Peyton Mannings

18 inch rims of any kind.

Yo dawg what size rims you got on yo car?

Co, these some 18's. My car be rollin' on these Peyton Mannings homes.

by Da Watcher September 3, 2006

Peyton Manninged

Going to an event at your brother's house and getting your ass kicked by one of the other guests.

Payton Manning got Peyton Manninged at Super Bowl 48.

by PleaseWork February 2, 2014