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patio anti-vaxxers

people who claim to not get the covid-19 vaccine because it has only been approved for emergency use
mansa: omg I wonder what the patio anti-vaxxers are gonna do now that the pfizer vaccine was granted full approval.

john: idk man…
by thatgirl54 August 23, 2021
mugGet the patio anti-vaxxersmug.

Patio Pam

Random Middle Aged Females with wine or other alcohol of choice in hand on a sunny day, they tend travel in packs of 2-8. Found globally. Can be in a private setting, i.e. back yard, pool, block party, etc. Usually found under an umbrella at a casual restaurant patio. Will tend to overdrink and get rowdy.
Man, I have never seen so many Patio Pam's in one place.

Watch out, Patio Pam is on the loose !
by TXBrisketman January 17, 2023
mugGet the Patio Pammug.

catio patio

Boy1: the catio patio....
Boy2: (punches boy1 in face) Fuck you
by anonymous October 20, 2022
mugGet the catio patiomug.

patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios
I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.
by big saaf November 9, 2009
mugGet the patio monkeymug.

patios

slang term for a shithole and council run
u deffo live in patios u sket
by anonymous May 10, 2022
mugGet the patiosmug.

patioed

Refers to the condition or state of excessive drunkenness acquired whilst day-drinking on a patio. Origin: 2005, Auburn University: Sigma Alpha Epsilon house floating dock & fratio, Bodega, & Momma G's Deli.
"I thought Randy was going to play 18 with us this afternoon?" "Randy?! Oh, there's no way he's making it to the course. He's patioed."
by Touched By An Uncle May 25, 2012
mugGet the patioedmug.

Parrot on the Patio

Beautiful girls or eye-catching men at the front door of a restaurant who talk to people walking by. Also, a particularly stunning customer maybe given a table next to a window to attract attention.
As Tommy walked home from the office, he would always stop for a beer at the steakhouse when Jeanette was welcoming customers. The beer was over priced but the view made it worth it. Tommy knew he always fell for the Parrot on the Patio sales technique.
by Cordoan June 14, 2018
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