Patio

Most often used to describe an outdoor area at a restaurant or drinking establishment, the lack of which is often constantly lamented by some twats until everyone is sick of listening to them and you have to find somewhere that has one.

Shut the fuck up, Jay, there's no patio within 2 miles of here.

by SleeperStew July 10, 2017

patistonmal

No definition

That's so patistonmal!!

by patistonmalcommittee March 5, 2021

patooser

a word that can be used to describe anything good

hey girl your such a patooser "i love your shirt"

by Jessica H, jessi wessy April 16, 2008

patooshca

a nasty substance that really smells

U smell like a patooshca

by koolguy May 1, 2006

patroscending

The exact boarder between patronizing and condescending, where the feign of patronizing kindness increases to the point that it is so apparent, that were it any more so, it would simply be condescending. The balancing point upon which this word may appropriately be used is often determinable only by intonation and accompanying visual clues.

Synonym: condenizing

A phrase possibly classifiable as patroscending - "your ability to instantly discern the meaning of the most contrived twords and chackronyms is amazballs covered in awesome sauce"

by carpe mañana March 8, 2014

patriostitute

an attractive white woman who reads Fox News talking points to a camera

"Did you see Tomi Lahren's Halloween costume?"

"Yeah, shes' really letting her patriostitute flag fly this year."

by rwudebwoi October 30, 2017

fart patio

A outside place in a house or apartment such as a patio or stoop where people go to pass gas after a heavy or gaseous meal.

"Fart Patio - This Way" (sign in novelty shop)

by al-in-chgo July 15, 2015