Paraphiliphilia

The sexual urge that drives some old Conservative sex researchers with beards into developing even more multisyllable pesudo-Greek names for sexual activities they and their mothers think are icky.

Ray Blanchard, the creator of the terms autogynephilia and hebephilia, is the world's leading paraphiliphiliac.

by jackmolay April 6, 2015

Parah Salin

V. - To parasail on the political engine in the carefree, thoughtfree, moralfree way that Sarah Palin did, until here untimely crash and death. To use renewable wind energy to puff oneself up with hot air and leave solid ground, in pursuit of unreachable sunsets and clouds, ignoring all rains and waves, and criticisms.

Not to be confused with Sarahfailing or Sarahfalin.

"Yo mahn, wehr u behn?"
"I wehnt to dah hehrtlahnd mahn, wehnt parah salin in da carrihbeeahn."
"I dohnt see ahnee bohdeelee ihnjuhrees thoh mahn..."
"Noh, I meen pohlihtihcahlee, I wahs ahrehstehd fo' sohlihsitin' prahsihtuhshun."

by G.M.H. November 5, 2009

parahater

One who dislikes (hates) the band Paramore and continually makes derogatory comments about the band, even though Paramore rocks! They "hate" because they are insensitive about themselves and can't appreciate good music.

Parahater: Omg, I hate Paramore. Hayley Williams is so whiny.
Parawhore: She's not whiny! She can belt out major notes that you couldn't even hit with a bat.
Parahater: well... shut up.

by Greg Phillips January 28, 2008

drug paraphernalia

Any object or tool used to get high or under the influence.

The cops took my bong and pipe because they said it was drug paraphernalia.

by hiltacular April 19, 2007

parched

To be very very thirsty

1)Pass us a brew love im parched
2)Boil the kettle love im parched
3)Raggin Pat Butcher really made me parched

by Rodam July 28, 2008

pamphile

The one with the best dick and has all the bitches. He also loves smoking pounds of weed in a day.

Guy 1: That guy has a big dick and has all the bitches!
Guy 2: That guy is lucky, he must be a pamphile

by Brunelio May 23, 2014

Parcher Omelet

When two males leave egg shells behind a gas station after using the eggs as lubrication during anal sex.

Man, them dudes are making a Parcher Omelet again behind the shell station.

by Himmockey April 24, 2019