Paralyzed Adam

Guy who on friends party pissed bed of that friend a spit on his step dad. (This is product of drinking beer and moonshine)

He did Paralyzed Adam on Peters birthday.

by AkatsukiShrek69 April 4, 2021

climate-paralyzed

If you're climate paralyzed, you're not able to act on the climate crisis. So pretty much everyone is climate-paralyzed. Ironically the climate itself is paralyzing us, since we rather think of if we have to wear a coat tomorrow than what we can do to stop climate change. And of course we also are all overwhelmed by the complexity of this issue, that it basically paralyzes us.

"Dude I feel so climate-paralyzed not even a K hole has given me that much anxiety." Fred says after watching An inconvenient truth.

by felex December 12, 2022

Paralysed baby goat

She is a loud and adventurous majestic creature who loves salted caramel ice cream. She also loves the borg queen and she hates the word tayce

Paralysed baby goat face timed borg queen

by Borg queen January 7, 2017

paralyze a coyote

The action of sticking your right thumb up the coyote’s ass and making the coyote lose all feeling in its legs.

I had to paralyze a coyote so it would stop eating my chickens.

by banks33 February 26, 2021

Paralyzer

When you pound her so hard she can't move her legs for an hour.

Donnie gave her the paralyzer!

by Mellonballar August 18, 2021

Pqralyzed_

Basically a massive rat. big enough to eat an entire pizza, in one bite, although it prefers big macs. Very hostile, although not necessarily scary. They like to wear crowns although the only throne it has is the porcelain one. Its closely related to Hilarioushead, and shares many of its traits. It also reeks of shit, like really bad sloppy dumps, and it's also mildly racist.

ew look its pqralyzed_ !! he smells like shit

by Cool man 8000 November 3, 2021

Paralyzer

A song from Finger Eleven describes the dream of someone moving because she´s standing still: "If your body matches what your eyes can do you'll probably move right through me on my way to you". Or something like that. You may recognize this song from a video where a band formed by Niko Bellic from GTA 4, Master Chief from the Halo saga, Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2, and the soldier from TF2 play the song with Guitar Hero UI.

Someone -There is a song about someone wanting someone else to move
Someone else -Oh yeah that´s paralyzer

by ow737 June 1, 2023