papomper

Adj. A screechingly abundant burst of air released from the center of your butt cheeks.

"I sneezed so hard, my girlfriend heard me papomper."

"I thought it was going to be a SBD, but it ended up being a papomper."

by a blake shai flo March 15, 2009

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papoon

The art of turning one's self into a blanket burrito

Dude, I'm gonna head home, papoon and play some video games

by Soccerst88 January 20, 2017

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papon

one who gave birth to evil twins. but he is such a god he turned the twins into his minions and now they do his bidding. though no one could do it as well as him.

one time papon and I went into the woods to go camping and I said I wish there was a bar here. And wouldnt you know it, papon built a damn bar by nightfall. Then he drank all the booze, kicked the shit out of all the men, had sex with all the women, set the bar on fire and burned it to the ground till he pissed out the burning embers. i asked, whyd you do that and papon said "LEAVE THINGS AS YOU FOUND EM I ALWAYS SAY!" to bill papon!!

by El Chief September 10, 2006

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Papoof

When you spontaneously jizz in your pants

i was grinding with this girl at the club and all of a sudden i PAPOOFED!

i just got so excited i couldnt help it and i PAPOOFED!

by D_RAVE March 8, 2011

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papon

A godly man among men.
One who uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.

"To bill! He is such a papon. One time I caught Papon havin sex with my wife and I thanked him for it he is such a God. Then he punched me in the face and I thanked him again. To Bill Papon"

by El Chief September 10, 2006

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