v. (panking, panks, panked) to spread another's anal cheeks and slap the sphincter in a spanking type motion, the goal of which is to make a hollow, popping sound as in the clapping of cupped hands. Also, it is more humiliating to have the pankee spread his or her own cheeks which enables the panker to focus more attention on the panking at hand.
If you don't cool it, I'm going to give you a panking you'll never forget.
"What if I'm giving him a panking and he tries to slap a dirty Sanchez on me?"
"What if I'm giving him a panking and he tries to slap a dirty Sanchez on me?"
by Charlie Cats & Duran April 7, 2009
by Joyell February 18, 2019
verb, noun, preposition, infinitive, adjective - Panke is everything you ever wished. Panke is the life force that sustains everything in the universe. I am Panke, as are you. As one's Panke reflects their footprint on the universe, "to Panke" can mean anything one's Panke desires it to be. May the Panke be with you...always.
Darrell - Did you see that panke run into those bushes.
The Pankening - The hell is a panke.
Small child - My love for panke sustains me throughout life.
Dad - *holds gun up to child's 5 heads*
The Pankening - The hell is a panke.
Small child - My love for panke sustains me throughout life.
Dad - *holds gun up to child's 5 heads*
by Night And Day September 8, 2014
by Fatkins Diet February 16, 2010
pank is like the word cunt but it’s not very well known so you can call people a cunt infront of them with out them knowing what it means
*john is just walking infront of emma and pony*
pony: oh emma, john is such a pank
emma:yeah he really is
*john turns around*
john: oi what the fuck does prank mean
pony: it means a cool person
john: oh ok, yeah cunt i’m a pank
pony: oh emma, john is such a pank
emma:yeah he really is
*john turns around*
john: oi what the fuck does prank mean
pony: it means a cool person
john: oh ok, yeah cunt i’m a pank
by sand eating sad boy hehe October 9, 2019
by noYoopergirl April 17, 2011
"Say Stephanie, i think i may go for a little pank in the park tonight"
"Hmmm sounds good, just make sure you don't get caught Fiona"
"No worries pal, I always burry myself in the bush when i'm panking"
"Hmmm sounds good, just make sure you don't get caught Fiona"
"No worries pal, I always burry myself in the bush when i'm panking"
by Dundonian Home Slice July 8, 2008