padiddle

A vehicle with only one working headlight, upon which one may make a wish if accompanied by licking the thumb, pressing into the palm, followed by a slap of the palm with the opposite hand in a fist.

Hey look, here comes a padiddle! Quick, make a wish!

by McHaggis September 6, 2008

padiddle

In Nebraska, you play padiddle by getting a bunch of people in a car and driving around until you see a yellow light. Upon seeing a yellow light, everyone in the car hits the seat in front of them (or the dashboard if you're in the front), hits the ceiling, and then yells strip. The last person to be heard shouting strip must take off one article of clothing.

A pair of shoes is one article. A pair of socks is another article.

This version is more fun and easy to do while cruising around at night.

Man in a car with Ladies: Let's play padiddle!
Ladies: Alright!
Group: *Sees yellow light and hits seat/ceiling*
STRIP!
Unfortunate last person: Damn! *takes off clothes*

by Trendy And Obscene January 19, 2009

Padiddle

To be had, Gotten the best of. To be owned.

Devyn-I just padiddled your ass!
Kelsey-Oh Man you just Padiddled me!
Amber-Yea. You so got Padiddled

by Ivy The Terrible February 19, 2008

padiddle

To only urinate a small amount.

If you go to the bathroom just before bed just to go to the bathroom and urinate but only a tiny amount of pee comes out. There fore you just padiddled.
Also, in the morning if you wake up, take a leak, then get in the shower and find your self having to pee again. However, the amount of urine you release in the shower is just a little.

by Petersteller. January 14, 2008

panicdote

The feeling that occurs when you have started an anecdote and realise that you don't know where the story is going and you are likely to not even receive a single, isolated, pity filled laugh.

Friend 1: So I was telling this girl the other night about last week I went to that really great new hardware shop that opened in town, and it totally turned into a panicdote.
Friend 2: Did you just have another panicdote?

by Juni Bear February 27, 2015

panicdotal

An unreliable story or excuse created under duress in the moment of panic.

He was so frightened he lied, creating a panicdotal story.

by Pseudon42 April 25, 2017

padiddle game

The game of spotting one headlight with a twist.

Have you played padiddle game? I scored ten points in a 30 minute drive.

by JanEric November 3, 2020