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queenie papers

East End/West End London, UK slang, Victorian and latterly Neo-Elizabethan. Refers to paper currency bearing the image of H.R.H. Queen Victoria or H.R.H. Queen Elizabeth II.
"Anyfin' smaller? I need coins, innit."

"Soz, pal. All I got is queenie papers. This one's only a fiver, mind."
by Hugo Baron May 17, 2006
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Damper than a Pamper

Me: "Girl, you're moister than an oyster."
Girl: "Ewwww omg, I hate that word!"
Me: "Then you're damper than a pamper."
Girl: "I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"
by Bigge3 July 30, 2017
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on papers

Being on probation, or parole. It's absolutely terrible, avoid at all costs.
Guy: Wana smoke man?
Person: Nah, I can't man im still on papers
Guy: Thought you got off that last month?
Person: Nope, still got a coulpe more months
Guy: Sorry bro
by Are all the names taken? July 11, 2010
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Ruse Papers

Papers you carry with you while making visits of a purely personal nature to coworkers, giving the impression to others that you intend to conduct actual business.
Grab some ruse papers and we'll go find out what Tracey's doing this weekend.
by savethemosquitoes April 16, 2011
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paperstackinperry

PaperStackinPerry is a upcoming rap artist from Virginia Beach Virginia who affiliates with XVL Ent. By Jose Guapo
That looks like PaperStackinPerry
by PaperStackinPerry August 3, 2020
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put your papers in

This is a common expression in a bureaucracy regarding retirement and status change.
The old patrol sergeant said it is a time in life to put your papers in!
by I, Wreckerrr June 28, 2021
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Fuck me pumpers

A phrase derived from the song "Fuck me Pumps" recorded by Amy "Trainwreck" Winehouse.

"Fuck me pumpers" is an adjective for the person wearing the pumps. "Fuck me pumpers" have a tendency to seek out friendships with women 5-10 years younger than they are in order to hit on the guys that approach them. They come off friendly and inviting but that is just a ploy to reel a man in so they can agressively and wontonly pursue him, whether he is attracted to them or not. The more a man resists, the more aggressive and demanding they become.

"Fuck me pumpers" have a hard time taking no for an answer and should a man they have set their sights on cave and engage in ANY form of physical contact with them, be it "fooling around" or actual sex, you are considered their property and they will use any and all tactics in their arsenal to showcase their achievement with you as the trophy. They will assume authority over all aspects of your life and try to control and manipulate all of your personal and professional relationships. Should you later regret the association with a "fuck me pumper" and try to sever ties, she will turn on you in a heartbeat and use the same shady tactics she used to get you against you. She will use emotional blackmail, feigned emotions, and outright threats. Best thing to do when approached by a "fuck me pumper" is to break the wrist and walk away...don't even smile as they might take that as a sign of approval and acceptance. JUST.WALK.AWAY.
Guy 1: I'm thinking of fooling around with one of the "fuck me pumpers" at work. She's not all that hot, but she's all over my dick, and I like the attention right now.

Guy 2: DON'T DO IT! The last time I fooled around with a fuck me pumper she acted like we were engaged or something. She stalked all these girls that liked me, caused all kinds of drama, and I didn't even fuck her.

Guy 1: Whaaaaaaaaat???? You didn't even fuck her?

Guy 2: No dude. She wasn't THAT hot. I just fooled around with her a little, let her grab on my package and bitch went all Fatal Attraction on me and shit.

Guy 3: Yeah flip that. This girl ain't even a 5 outta 10. Thanks for the warning bro.
by Trish76 July 17, 2010
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