A palmahawk is an act of violence committed only in times of tire need. It involves a palms-forward double handed slap to both of the recipients cheeks, along with a knee to the crotch area. It mostly sucks for the recipient.
Tom: I had to palmahawk Joey last night.
Fred: Why? Don't you know those are only for the worst case scenarios and emergencies?
Tom: Yeah, but I found out he was sleeping with my new girlfriend, plus- he's a tool.
Fred: Why? Don't you know those are only for the worst case scenarios and emergencies?
Tom: Yeah, but I found out he was sleeping with my new girlfriend, plus- he's a tool.
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Palalaika is a very kind, caring and beautiful person inside and out who will always put herself before others even if it hurts her. She loves the simple things in life and is mostly introverted. She loves spending time reading and when she is in a relationship she is the most loyal person so make sure not to let her go. The only thing better than having her as a girlfriend is having her as a wife.
“Did you see how happy she was when her boyfriend came?”
“Yeah he’s definitely lucky to have a Palalaika as his girlfriend”
“Yeah he’s definitely lucky to have a Palalaika as his girlfriend”
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"My friend Dorothy Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters to take care of my sexual needs."
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