Palintologist

A person that follows/studies political dinosaurs.

Dude1: You'll remember Dan Quayle once said "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."

Dude2: Remember Dan Quayle quotes? Dude what do I look like a Palintologist?

by Blind Assassin July 7, 2009

parento

another word for your ding dong

I don't think your parento will fit in there....

by eric paterson February 27, 2009

Palintologist

A specialist in the earth science that studies fossil organisms with human footprints in them.

Did you hear about those new dinosaur bones they dug up in Mexico with human footprints in them?

Yeah, I heard they were discovered by a leading Palintologist!

by Meeore November 1, 2008

Palentologist

A girl who likes to date older guys. (not gold digger)

"Because she likes to dig on old remains, Carissa is a Palentologist."

by StegasaurusRap April 25, 2011

palentine

a friend with benefits, someone you have sex with but aren't in a relationship with.

He's my favorite palentine, but we're just friends.

by AE Joseph November 14, 2006

palentamosto

one day i know you'll care one day i know i'll stop caring and when that day comes i'll be sure to let you know but for now i can't stop thinking about it and it drives me crazy knowing what happened what could have happened what isn't going to happen and i need to move on because i know i really don't need this but somehow its all i got

it feels like you ripped my heart out and i hope someday you'll care

by anidiot November 15, 2004

Palintology

the study of all the various Palins from Alaska (also the bastard who knocked up Bristol, whats-his-name.) this includes such sub-studies as Palinspeech, Palingeography, and Palintics.

joe: so, what's your major at the university?
moe: Palintology. it's the study of all things Palintical.
joe: (stares blankly at his friend for a couple of minutes; then he says) you're fucking kidding me, aren't you?
moe: no! i'm totally cereal! and now i've got to run-part of my course of study is watching bristol on "dwts."
joe: what the hell is "dwts?"
moe: "dumb white trash shitheads."

by earpuller November 26, 2010