padoba

(1) verb. The act of agreeing to babysit an acquaintances house pet and then shutting the pet in a pantry or closet so you don't have to deal with it.

(2) noun. A broken zipper on a pair of dress slacks. The zipper is typically left at half or three-quarter mast causing the mouth of the fly to poke out awkwardly.

I asked Rod to feed the dog while we were out of town and he padoba'd Scruffy in the laundry room.

I couldn't stop staring at that guy's padoba in fear that his junk was going to pop out.

by bigdamncrazyweight October 2, 2012

Padoworu

A person you can simp for, they are equal to the person named Rinkutsuki on Discord. You will enjoy their company since they are cool and not cringe. Become a simp by doing t!rep OwO. They might love it and won't weirdchamp you. Truly a person from the best areas.

I simp Padoworu and thats all.

by RunBrownie December 17, 2020

padon

padon (n) - (1) a person or thing that completely rules. At times causes others to look in complete awe.

That mutha fucka that just owned the skeetball, he's a mutha fuckin padon.

by Cool mo De May 6, 2005

Padoodle

A Padoodle is a whore and or slut that wants sex from many men, but none are willing to have sex with her. Not even brownbagged.

You know that chick over there, shes a padoodle, i think its cause she wears clothes that are way to small for her ass.

by Eric Schait September 14, 2008

padonga

A reflection from exterior light on the TV.

watching the footy, the sun breaks through the clouds through the window and reflecting of the TV making the picture harder to see clearly. Sort out that padonga so I can watch the footy.

by Dano Pils February 25, 2004

padophile

an Apple fanboi obsessed with buying the iPad. he or she creams their jeans constantly at the thought of having a giant iPhone with no camera and nothing but iPhone apps 9 inches across.

Did you hear about Scotty? closet Padophile, he bought one and didn't tell his wife.

by fleemsleem April 2, 2010

Padombo

A commonly used spanish term used to describe someone who resembles a wanker, knob jockey, comlete tosser, a person of low intelect, an emotionally unstable person. An extremely derogatory term to use. Does not often get used as a term of endearment.

Scene: Busy packed Pasha Nightclub/Ibiza: "Gonnae stop bumping intae me ya f**cking Padombo"!!

by Hairy Banjo September 18, 2006