beaver paddle

a mullet, usually southern.

-"did you know kenny just got his hair cut yesterday?"
-"really? what's it look like?
-"it's a beaver paddle"
-"ugh."

by alira s. June 25, 2006

doggy paddling

the act of slapping a persons butt cheeks with your balls while fucking them from behind(doggystyle)

Once I started getting into my rhythm I was doggy paddling her good

by PrivateJes July 9, 2010

Paddle Wheel

When three or more male participants engage in the sexual act of the "Dutch Rudder" whilst in a circular formation.

They were supposed to be in a meeting, but when I peered into the window it was just one big paddle wheel.

by Straphe November 19, 2016

Paddle Worthy

Mean's that a guy, i.e. a caucasian male who looks so hott, that he is worthy of a spanking with a big rubber paddle.

Halle Berry's boyfriend.... Paddle Worthy!

by Tecniq April 27, 2008

Paddle Boat

When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)

"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."

by shewes February 3, 2009

Douche Paddle

Someone who is bigger then a douche bag, yet smaller then a douche canoe. Thus meaning the Douche Paddle For the Douche Canoe.

Person 1 - 'Alright, you get half a quarter of my burger.'

Person 2 - 'Dude I haven't eaten since yesterday!'

Person 1 - 'Too bad, fag.

Person 2 - 'Dude you are such a Douche Paddle.

by JezzInMyPants November 1, 2009

Paddle Steamer

The "paddle steamer" is similar to a "motorboating" where one blows raspberries into the bosoms of a fine lady. The difference being is that the paddle steamer is a long slow raspberry and is usually performed by a sad person.

"Hey Pedro is crying uncontrollably, I think he would benefit from a Paddle Steamer on Camilla. If that Paddle Steamer doesn't cheer him up i don't know what will."

by Turn3racing November 21, 2019