Pterodactyl 

Cougars are for the milf, puma is for the Gilf, and Pterodactyl is for the 65+ woman who dates the 20 year old men.

Did you see Tim and the Pterodactyl he’s with? Totally wanting that inheritance.

Pterodactyl by Sleazy Martini June 18, 2021

Pterodactyl 

When a male stretches his balls to look like his penis has wings, and cums all over a female.

" man, I don’t know why she hates me now. All I did was give her a pterodactyl. "

Pterodactyl by MicrosandPhyscos April 18, 2022

Pterodactyl 

A boneless chicken wing. Slang term from Boston, as per urban legend originated from the idea that “ptero” means wing and “dactyl” means finger, in Ancient Greek

“Dude you wanna chicken wing”
“Bro that’s not a wing, that shit’s a pterodactyl!”

Pterodactyl by nombredeusuario February 12, 2024

Pterodactyl 

When someone gets down on their knees and gives someone a blowjob as well as jerking off both guys to the left and right of the one receiving head

I can’t wait for the party tonight I’m gonna try to wrangle a couple guys up so I can try a did you say to try to try a pterodactyl or try to pterodactyl I think trying to pterodactyls funnier I’m trying to pterodactyl

Pterodactyl by Zamboni_Man August 3, 2024

pterodactyl screech 

A phrase commonly used by the fandom side of the social media website tumblr to describe a reaction of an inhuman noise (that sounds like a pterodactyl screech) one has made after they see something that pleases them greatly and instantly excites them.

*A cute drawing of OTP shows up on dash*

Tumblr User: *pterodactyl screech*

pterodactyl screech by Carlyndra September 8, 2013

pterodactyl sex 

when a couple is in missionary position and the man puts the sheets over his arms and flaps his arms like a bird as he thrusts.

I couldn't take brad seriously when we had pterodactyl sex last night.

pterodactyl sex by ben dover4me May 13, 2014

pterodactyl porn 

Three men in pterodactyl costumes orally and vaginally pleasing a woman. Something that must be experienced to truly understand. God's gift to this humble earth.

Son: Dad, where do babies come from?

Dad: I think it's about time for you to watch pterodactyl porn.

pterodactyl porn by citywokprease February 23, 2012