Guy : Quick girl! im going to cum on your face!
Woman : Hmm ok, im gunna keep my cum protectors on so it dont go in my eye though!
Woman : Hmm ok, im gunna keep my cum protectors on so it dont go in my eye though!
by Jamieltd June 6, 2011
Get the Cum protectorsmug. A cotton/elastic belt that girls wear over the top of their jeans or skirts to hide their undergrowth. When worn as a 'boob tube' top it then becomes a "Boob-pube Protector".
by Zoe February 13, 2004
Get the Pube Protectormug. by Shnibs October 3, 2008
Get the The Silent Protectormug. Democrats who have jumped in to run for President in 2008 want to prevent Bush from sending 20,000 more kids to Iraq. They are the surge protectors.
by euphemismo January 22, 2007
Get the surge protectorsmug. A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
by flame sans e May 12, 2008
Get the Cankle Protectormug. A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
by flame sans e May 13, 2008
Get the Cankle protectormug. The upper inner thigh that’s softer than the rest of the thigh near the vaginal region. Or the adipose rich region of the upper inner thigh.
“What did you do at the gym today?”
“I did legs today but the pussy protectors aren’t going anywhere”
“I did legs today but the pussy protectors aren’t going anywhere”
by Couzin July 13, 2022
Get the Pussy protectormug.