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practice room

A place designed for band kids to practice their instruments, practice rooms are hardly ever used for their intended purpose. More often, they are used to make out, have sex, go to sleep, or even just to hang out without the band director yelling at you. ALWAYS knock on the door before entering a practice room, especially if the lights are off.
Jonathan: Hey, where'd Anna go?

Savannah: She's in the bathroom throwing up.

Jonathan: Why?

Savannah: She went into a practice room without knocking.

Jonathan: Gross.
by Stefanie T. November 12, 2011
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productive procrastination

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.
I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??
by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002
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Swim Practice

a rigorous activity that hard-core swimmers take part in. often involving a large amount of pain and lack of breathing. Also involving a "Coach" that screeches that you are not reaching your full potential. Speedoes are necessary at swim practice.
sorry, i cannot attend your hopping shin-dig, for i must go to swim practice!
by cam-bam the ram November 29, 2004
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practice girl

1. the girl in your school or hood that everybody uses to fulfill sexual needs and/or desires and nothing else. this girl is not good for a relationship,but is the one who will prepare you for the real world. most men lose their virginity to such a girl.

2. Meg Griffin.
1. "We gonna hook your little brother up with Meg so he can bust his first nut. Check him,though,and tell him that ho just a practice girl."

2. "Meg, you can't be abstinant. You are what the guys call a practice girl."-Peter Griffin
by Dr. Freeze November 10, 2008
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Productive Weekend

Productive weekend are those days that turn up at the end of a hectic work week, which should be leveraged to implement time killing absurd activities where sleep and sluggishness needs to be skipped significantly.
by smasherash October 21, 2011
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practice

something that is not the game. we talkin about practice....not the game, we talking about practice.
not the game, we talking bout practice man. we ain't talking about the game, we talkin about practice. what are we talkin about? Practice. we talking about practice man. we talking about practice man we talking about practice.

if you practice, not only you will be better, but your teammates will be better

how the hell am I supposed to make my teammates better by practicin?!?

-Allen Iverson
by DLee42 December 15, 2006
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practice making babies

Guy 1: Damn Tanya's so freaking hot. I want to make babies with here.
Guy 2: No man, you don't want to get her to get the pregs, just practice making babies with her.
by Cup O Noodles October 27, 2008
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