Pompeo

Donald Trump's anus.

Looks like Mango-madness is gonna go to jail after all...he'll spend all of his time getting it in the pompeo.

by Bea T. Changer March 5, 2021

pompidou

a man with a gitantic schlong, the size of which the world is not yet ready for

pompidou please this is the only way i thought of contacting you, i've been trying to skype you for days but i'm starting to think you blocked me. please pompidou come back to me i need you

by original_poster April 29, 2021

Masturbating Man in Pompei

This man saw the world around him becoming ash and fire, but still decided to crank one out. A fucking legend

Man One - Who's Your Hero?
Man Two - Masturbating Man In Pompei
Man One - Oh shit

by NateTheCanadian July 22, 2018

Toney Pompano

Someone who appears totally normal until they go in for a kiss. Then their mouth becomes strange and down-turned, their chin becomes wrinkly and their puckered lips don't quite touch but instead just awkwardly expose their teeth.

karen: How was your date with Chevaps last night?

Lindsay: Oh man, it was good until he went in for a kiss and turned all Toney Pompano on me.

Karen: OOOOOOHHHHH DEAAAAAARRRRR... let's get you to sanitation services immediately.

by Thatsawrapsatbalkenchevaps June 21, 2009

pompadour

a pompous person, who is an idiotom

you a big fat pompadour.

can be used as an insult

by vsangel May 28, 2011

Pompano Beach

The center of the universe.

When I come in from any other planet I first land in Pompano Beach, Florida.

by Mark Anderson, Mayor August 18, 2006

Pomphrey

A rotund, thieving juvenile. Lacking in charm and extremely unattractive to members of the opposite sex.

Synonymous with a member of the travelling community, aka 'gypsies'.

"Give me my money back. You're such a pomphrey."

by mph999 May 19, 2009