Nor'Easter Pothole

When you pee and cum in a gaping asshole. The pee represents the water that fills the pothole and the cum represents the snow. Inspired by the Friendly's Ice Cream Flavor.

We were snowed in last night, so I gave her a nor'Easter Pothole.

by Dahmeniq February 14, 2019

portholio

Someone in the communication business who's always trying to get people to look at his work.

Ted: Who was that, Tad?
Tad: Some portholio trying to make an appointment.

by Circushead July 4, 2006

Pothole Skank

A female who wears excessive amounts of makeup to cover her nasty pock marked face.

I bet it would take a chisel to get all that makeup of that pothole skank's face.

by Phuk Tarde April 6, 2008

pothole

what do you do when you are driving along and see a pothole? you try to avoid it. Same thing happens when you see a pothole person!

Also see speedhump

'Oh fuck, here comes that stupid pothole, let's go over there so he doesn't see us'

'Damn, Ryan is such a pothole, as soon as he walks up, everyone leaves.'

by stub004 November 6, 2004

Pornhole

(noun): a sloppy, loose, and abnormally large vaginal cavity often owned by a whore and/or pornstar

"Oh my god dude did u see the size of her pornhole?! It was fucking huge!"

by Jerry & Jami December 17, 2008

Porkhole

Any hole on a body, of a male/female that can be penetrated by any limb what so ever from a human body.

"Fuck My Porkhole"!

"Lick My Porkhole"!

by Kevin4 January 12, 2008

pornhole

a person, typically female, that would allow more than one sexual organ to be inserted into more than one orifice of their body at one time and consent legally to let someone record the act on film. Any person that invokes sexual fanatsies at first glance that involves complex camera angles.

When I saw Jeena lean over to get a drink of water all I could think about it what you call the knob of skin between a girl's cunt and her asshole..what a goddamn pornhole(fap,fap,fap)!

by orgo December 2, 2003