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Poonis

What you get after fucking a guy in the ass when he hasn't taken a dump in a few days. A Penis covered in Poo.
Grandpa (in a pirate voice): arrrrrgggg, Billy. Me matey. Shiver me anus!

Billy: first mate reporting for duty!

Grandpa: 'tis a fine instrument you got there, Billy. All hands on the poop deck.

Billy: oh Gramps. Here it comes...

Grandpa: garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. That's the stuff.

10 minutes later:

Billy: awwwwww - sick. Grandpa, I have a Poonis.

Grandpa: yarrrr. Gross. Time for a colostomy bag...
by Pollup October 3, 2008
mugGet the Poonismug.

Poonis

n.(Pou'nis)-common word used to depreciate the value of another's existence.
Man you suck. Quit being such a poonis!
by Bman December 9, 2002
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poonis

Its original meaning was a peice of poo in the shape of a penis. Now, it can mean anything. Instead of using a certain word, plug in the word poonis.Its a much funnier definition and use of the word.
Dude, dont talk with poonis (food) in your mouth.

Hey, you dropped your poonis.(pencil)

Wake up and smell the poonis. (Coffee)
by Joshua Crespo September 14, 2005
mugGet the poonismug.

poony

a wuss with a tendency to flinch
dont be such a poony.
by jerky_dogfart September 6, 2006
mugGet the poonymug.

poonis

Passing excrament through the penis.
black guy
Hey! I just had a poonis!
by Bill Jaroszewski May 6, 2004
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poony

in the manner of a unicorn
"Look at those poony drag queens!"
by Johnny Jonesman October 31, 2013
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poonis

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003
mugGet the poonismug.

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