My Poisoned Romance

The best god damn garage band of all times

"MY POISONED ROMANCE IS MY FAVERITE BAND!!!" says Kimmy

by Spencer(the bas player of mpr) February 13, 2009

blood poisoned corpse

A saying used to describe the type of woman a man would screw.

That guy would fuck a blood poisoned corpse if he could get away with it.

by Goofy Newfie July 24, 2018

Colonial-poisoned

Colonial-poisoned: A worldview shaped by colonial ideologies like white supremacy, patriarchy, and capitalism. Often unexamined and rooted in cishet, Western norms.

1. Brad is so colonial-poisoned that he can't fathom a world where everyone is equal.

by Thespian529 July 28, 2025

Cock Poisoned

A serious psychological condition linited to hookers only, the condition is onset by the hooker taking on far too many different cocks or by being furiously rammed repeatedly which results in mindlless and passive agressive talk from the hooker

Upon arrival the hooker and without me saying a word started to bag all men and in general demonstrated passive agrresive talk, I told her she was Cock Poisoned and must immediately leave my premises

by Sixamenos October 30, 2025

Media Poisoned

A person who's so isolated and so over-exposed to media (such as film) that they think the world works in the same way.

My friend doesn't trust me anymore because he thinks I act too much like a slytherin, what does that even mean? He's media poisoned."

by Formentera-Lady December 26, 2025