fat plonk

When someone shits in the girl's bathroom. Specifically a black stinky one.

Person 1: EW SOMEONE DID A FAT PLONK
Person 2: Isabel.

by personwhowritesdefiontions October 8, 2021

Plonk Wash

To be wanked off past the vinegar strokes, so you spill ya mess.

Go on love.. give us a plonk wash.

by PieboyB December 24, 2017

AC Plonk

aircraftman second class in the RAF

He had recently been on leave, wearing the uniform of an AC Plonk (newly joined airman) …

by Delbosco October 14, 2021

plonk!

Inspired by the 'planking' craze, the art of plonking is to lay a turd horizontally across the ground any objects outside of Plonk! wine bar.

That guy was a jerk. We should take a 'plonk!' on the patio.

by golden cobra July 13, 2011

plinky plonk

Yes Its a word- it is an awesome vehicle and guess what you can have your own plinky plonk if you just turn on in the night garden.

Makka Pakka rides a plinky plonk

by anonymous March 21, 2022

plonk

a onomatopoeia for dropping shit on things or people

Guy1: Hey
Guy2:what
Guy1:plonk
Guy2:(bleeds out)

by bahablastforsale June 16, 2025

Plonk

The sound made when a person is added to a killfile, muted, or blocked.

I'm done with you. <plonk>

by af63 February 21, 2022