oh god please just kill me

When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.

Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me

by Gibe Da Pussi B0ss April 01, 2016

The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me

Please remember me

The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me

by Anicawoff August 30, 2022

can you do some research for me please

when you try to say something and your voice cracks

Korey: Hello ElLLis-- *starts laughing* Can yOu dO SOmE rESEArCh fOR ME PLeAsE?

by opalescqnt December 09, 2018

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 08, 2024

Please Call Me Red Scarf

Subreddit run by the partially communist eris where people can't decide if they are maoists or khruschevists

is Please Call Me Red Scarf actually communist?

by anonymouse134 February 07, 2021

Please vote for me

please vote for me
/plēz/
verb
1.
cause to feel happy and satisfied.

I need a dog please vote for me.

by Juan Juan dot com December 05, 2018

Please Do Me

The polite Remix of the hit Do Me by Bell Biv Devoe

Do Me Baby,
No, really please you do me Baby Please baby.
So please do me.

by BeLovedPaint August 29, 2020