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Big Mac phatty phacts

A phact and/or phacts that are so dummy thicc that they are not only known to be true, but are far more dope than regular boring facts
“It is time to rip a fatty dab you chode mongers”

Big Mac phatty phacts my dood”
by Bigdikdood January 26, 2020
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perry the platypus

a beautiful blue detective. hottest platypus to ever exist.
guy 1: “do you guys remember Phineas and Ferb?”
guy 2: “oh, i only remember the hottest, perry the platypus.”
by my daddy has long legs March 22, 2020
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platypustime

(1) Any time that is excessively strange, a.k.a resembling a platypus.
(2) Time for a huge amount of awesomeness.
1. Paul: "Whoa, dude, what just happened? I'm so confused."

Luke: "This is some serious platypustime."

2. "YEAH! It's platypustime!"
by platypusbiscuit April 12, 2010
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perry the platypus

semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. doobie doobie doo da
by supaninja123456789 September 25, 2011
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platey

An aluminum boat. Typically trailer size made of plate aluminum not some shiity pressed hull with no stringers a.k.a "a tinny".
Mate: " Should take the platey over to the boat club next week."
Mate 2: " Fuck yeah, well go bottom bashing for snapper out the front then come back and get hammered at the boat club"
by Ceeee February 21, 2015
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Ben Platt

The dazzlingly talented Tony award winning Broadway star and member of the Pitch Perfect cast... *applause* Ben Platt! Benny is most famous for his work in Dear Evan Hansen, a musical about life, suicide, teenagers, and trees.
"Wowowowow, Ben Platt can SING."
by Princesspigglepuff June 26, 2017
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Platteville Scale

The scale for rating women at University of Wisconsin Platteville. There are almost no good looking women in the school, so the traditional 1-10 scale does not apply. At platteville, you add 3 points to the score you would typically give a girl. 8's, 9's ,and 10's do not exist. Normal 5=platteville 8
Normal Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Pry like a 4 man shes nasty!

Platteville Scale- 1) Hey what would you give that girl?
2) Oh shes pry about a platteville 7. I'd do her.
by big thomas December 6, 2011
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