"Joe" Pinto

Noun:
Describes a fully grown boy that is just about to reach adulthood. Although sadly the penis that belongs to The "Joe Pinto" has not yet fully matured and is probably around 4 inches in length.

A "Joe" Pinto will usually be around 17 years old but have the penis of a 7 or 8 year old.

by beahhhhman March 1, 2010

The Ana Pinto

The act of using Nick Hart brand pliers to remove excess pubic hair. Generally referred to the inhabitants of the almost extinct Pinto tribe that has come to near extinction by chocking on excess pubic hairs. It is so hairy that the happy trail becomes a happy tropical rainforest. The last members of the Pinto tribe reside in Northern VA.

yo! that bitches poon tang looks like King Kongs ass, i call for the ana pinto manuver!

by mike mason February 17, 2008

Pintology

The belief that beer is the solution to every problem.

- If Kim Jong-Il had a pint of lager, everything would be fine.

- Really?

- Yes, classic pintology.

by Somer Bimpson December 15, 2010

Pinto beaner

Simply put, in order to be a pinto beaner, you must be a fair skinned Mexican. You are a hybrid between Caucasian and Mexican.

Juans skin is light for a Mexican, so I call him a pinto beaner.

by RyanMc November 2, 2014

"Joe" Pinto

Noun:
Describes a fully grown boy that is just about to reach adulthood. Although sadly the penis that belongs to The "Joe Pinto" has not yet fully matured and is probably around 4 inches in length.

A "Joe" Pinto will usually be around 17 years old but have the penis of a 7 or 8 year old.

by Joe = 4 inch dick March 1, 2010

Ford Pinto

the suicide mobile

Peter's life was in the shits, he was just layer off from work, his wife left him and his house was foreclosed on. So Peter bought a Ford Pinto and drove it on inner state 80

by 360 Doughnut May 29, 2016

Sega Pints

A drink containing (at least) 4 shots of Jägermeister in a pint glass and topped up with Red Bull.

The aforementioned pint MUST be downed in one.

Martin: I fancy a Jager Bomb.

Luke: We should do some Jager PINTS!!

Amir: Did you say SEGA PINTS?

Mike: Man - your such a douche!

Amir: (After downing the pint) That my friend - was AWESOME!!!

by SEGA BOMBER August 18, 2010