Pi

"Pi is an infinite, nonrepeating decimal - meaning that every possible number combination exists somewhere in pi. Converted into ASCII text, somewhere in that infinite string of digits is the name of every person you will ever love, the date, time, and manner of your death, and the answers to all the great questions of the universe. Converted into a bitmap, somewhere in that infinite string of digits is a pixel-perfect representation of the first thing you saw on this earth, the last thing you will see before your life leaves you, and all the moments, momentous and mundane, that will occur between those two points.

All information that has ever existed or will ever exist, the DNA of every being in the universe, EVERYTHING: all contained in the ratio of a circumference and a diameter."

the entire text of every single book can be found in pi

all 3 HDM books in order

all 7 Harry Potter books in order

books that haven’t even been written yet

and yeah not just books how about everyone’s entire family tree stretching back to when humans first had names

every word you ever spoke since birth

all the word ever spoken by the human race

pi is everything

by I0U June 21, 2013

PIED

Porn Induced Erectile Dysfunction. Mainly affecting virgins, when they finally get a chance to have sex, they can't get it up due to having watched too much porn and can only get hard when they watch porn

I took a girl home last night finally but my pathetic existence of watching porn has left me with PIED

by diabeatu November 11, 2014

pied

short form of "pie-eyed" to be stoned or intoxicated.

"man this bong has me totally pied, pass the visine"

by Vancity604 January 6, 2008

pi

the only edible number that I know of. Also, it's delicious!
It is about 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227

I really want to eat pi right now!

by Meepster April 1, 2015

pied

Derivative of the word cowpie, a polite way to say, "shit"

Ex. "OMG, when the plane lost altitude I about pied."

Ex. "She about pied all over herself when the Publisher's Clearinghouse Van rolled up."

by Ms. Donut January 18, 2010

Pied

To be cracked on; To get owned

Girl 1: -Shhhhhhh- The teacher is teaching!!
Boy 1: Damn girl thats a lot of spit
Girl 1: What?!?!
Boy 2: Damn.. You just got pied

by SmexxiRawrr May 4, 2010

pi

abbreviation for "philippines"

by Anonymous August 11, 2003