petuar

Petuar is a nickname for Peter or Pete

Whenever you see a derp-ass wolf you would call it a "Moon Moon" - whenever a Peter or Pete acts silly you would call him "Petuar"

"I'm getting real tired of your shit Petuar"
"Goddanm Petuar, not again!"

by CookieTheBadass October 7, 2015

petunia ball sack head

petunia has shaved her head and now it's a ballsack

"hey, is that petunia ball sack head!?"

by dragon_kingtv October 22, 2017

Petur Frank

He's a great guy. He's shy at first but when you get to meet him really, you'll fall in love with him. He's the opposite of an asshole a true gentleman. Don't get on his bad because he will make you feel like shit. He will make you feel good about yourself and he will do the most he can to make you happy. Doesn't care if he gets stabbed in the back because, like a baby, Petur Frank doesn't know much evil. Petur Frank is a very loyal person and anyone and everyone who meets one deserves the opportunity to be a friend of one.

P1: Have you met Petur Frank yet?
P2: Nah man haven't met the guy
P1: you should I'm pretty sure you'll get along with him.

by Berg Masters November 23, 2021

petusis

an EXTREMELY OBESE person

That man is quite a petusis!

by ubfxstrubnbvdttdry February 10, 2022

Petuiqua

Spanish/Mexican/hispanic/cuban/anybody that speaks spanish unibrowed hoe

That girl be looking like a Petuiqua all up on those girls as fuck.

by yepapahenr October 11, 2022

holy petunias

Holy Petunias is a nice way of saying Holy Shit without cursing. This is a great method to use when being an elementary teacher.

Student; Are they going to feed us lunch on the field trip?

Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.

by yaknowwho707 July 24, 2022

Pan-Petual

You like the animal for its personality and quirks not for its species.

You do not have pet preferences based on physical traits.

Q. Are you a cat or dog person?

A. Neither, I'm Pan-Petual.

by Miss Chiph January 27, 2023