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Pessi

An idiotic adjective used by dumbass Penaldogs to defame the one and only GOAT of football, Lionel Andres Messi. Think Penaldo is better than the GOAT? Check this:

Messi is a better finisher than Penaldo. Yes, many Penaldo fans wont accept this but Messi has a better goal average in both prime and all-time stats.

If the Ballon d'Or was fair, both would have five. People got bored of seeing Messi's consistency every single fucking year and wanted someone else to win it in 2019.
Ronaldo has scored more penalties than Messi and Messi has given way more penalties to his teammates than Penaldo. Also, Penaldo has dived a lot and Messi almost never dives.

"Ronaldo has better skills" Messi just dribbles through the whole Real VARdrid squad without being flashy and scoring incredible solo goals.

To those who say that Penaldo owns the UCL: Messi is only one UCL behind, plus Penaldo and Real VARdrid robbed a UCL from Bayern.

Penaldogs also conveniently forget the other stuff Messi beats Penaldo at, like:
Vision, crossing, freekicks, game IQ, acceleration, agility, curl, reactions, ball control, composure, decision-making, first touch, playmaking, passing, trophies, World Cup, Ballon d'Ors, Golden Boots, La Ligas, individual awards, team play, golazos, assists, balance, nutmegs, 1v1s, G/A etc.

To the imbeciles that think Pristiano Tapinaldo dos Ghostos Crybabyveiro is better than Lionel Messi:

Get a pillow.
Lie down.
Keep fucking dreaming, cunts.
Brain-dead Penaldog: CR7 is the GOAT!!11!! SIUUUUUUUU!!111!1!11! Pessi is ass L!!11!!1!

Intellectuals: Shut the fuck up, dumbass bitch.
by m o n k e b a n a n a April 4, 2023
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Pessi is a ghost and penalty merchant who only appears when his team play against Bolivia or Eibar. People call him pen stealer
A: When was the last time you saw Pessi
B: Oh it was a few months ago. He stole pens and then disappeared.
by anonymous January 13, 2022
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Pessi is known to ghost games without penalties. He pays referees for penalties and dives even though there is no penalty.

He is most known for roaming the streets of Paris looking for penalties
I just saw a pessi today!
by Big dicky nigga balls April 13, 2023
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my name is peonel pessi and I miss penalties and open goals and I won the ghostondor 7 times 3 against bayern I also ghost the streets of burger land
Pessi is known as a idiot farmer who isn't the goat
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a old men that does every shit possible for penalties
by Igotaps7 September 17, 2023
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Pessi is also known as robber who likes to steal people well deserved award and show it off , He like to rigg things
Person-1) last night a pessi came to my house
Person-2) what did he steal ?
by PessirobberdogCLgen December 19, 2023
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donde esta leo pessi?
Pessi is one of the many names of the ghost of Pesslona, PigSG or Maiami
That guy one scores penaltyes, he´s just like pessi
by Pessi_hater November 15, 2023
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