Mouse Pads

A "callusing" of the skin on ones lower wrist/forearm. Skin is rough,slightly elevated and generally darker than other areas of skin."mouse pads" are a result from using a mouse for extensive periods of time via gaming,porn,or just general use or a computer mouse.

Damn, I've got mouse pads from all that p0rn I watched last night.

or

"What is that on your wrist?" "Oh, these?" "Just mouse pads."

by Mihspehelled August 20, 2008

African Knee Pads

When a females tits are so saggy they can be used as knee pads for athletic events

Girl you have your knee pads today? No, but I'll just use my African Knee Pads.

by queffton December 12, 2014

lily pads

I love you.

Guy: lily pads
Girl: what?
Guy: nothing
Girl: uh... ok

by Anonymously Anonymous 2093874 February 8, 2010

brillo pads

Good breasts

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

shin pads

used to bring echo to a violin , these small metal items are often used as nail files jonny cohen aims to be as tall as one, unfortunately his wish will never come true.

take that shin pad out your arse jonny !

davith has a nob for a nose , gosh you must hav been eating too many shin pads!

by weeabix March 1, 2005

Poise pads

Pads for people who have LBL (light bladder leakage). Not to be mistaken for period pads, poise pads have absorb lock cores, anti-leak sides, and scent control. The colors are purple, blue, and white and they come in huge pink packages. Can hold up to 2 cups of urine.

Gigi: oh snap....anybody got any pads. aunt rosie is visiting.
Lulu: umm....i do. here you go.
Gigi: WTF! what kind of pads are these?
Lulu: poise pads...for lbl...
Gigi: WTF?
Lulu: just use them! they work fine!

by anonymousgirl2525 January 25, 2011

Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads

when a girl gets on your shoulders and takes a dump

She was so pissed off at me she jumped on my shoulders and gave me the Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads.

by Greg Greatman February 1, 2009