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The American-Indian T.P. Flap Theory

There has been much said about men and women and their respective dating strategies. Much of the ‘rules’ about these gender interactions have been debated and discussed for years. When does a person slip out of that ‘potential mate’ category and into the friend-zone?This theory proposes that it is less about time, and more about the dimensions that surround the particular relationship that dictates this.

One must first imagine an American-Indian T.P or tent pole that was first used in the mid-18th century and is still being used today. It can be closed by closing the flap and this flap can be held open to allow for easy entry and exit into the tent. If one were to apply this picture to a relationship between a man and a woman, it will allow for the theory to be understood. The theory says that when the flap is open, the relationship still has potential to turn into a romantic one. However, once this flap is closed and the time has elapsed, the relationship enters the friend-zone as referred to earlier and it remains this way. The potential for any further romantic activity or feelings has diminished.

The reasons for the closing of the flap are specific to the relationship. Examples could be lack of common ground, lack of sexual attraction, an immobile man not ‘making the move’ and a host of others.
Rob: "Oh my shattered nations, i better move fast, cause according to The American-Indian T.P. Flap theory, my flap is closing soon with Shaniqua!"
by <:six_cents:> January 4, 2012
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T-P Treatment

When a woman uses her tongue like "Toilet Paper" to lick your asshole clean.
From Too $hort lyrics. "Boy you never had that T-P treatment!"
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I.T.P.H.J

She gives a wicked I.T.P.H.J
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T.T.P

T.T.P is short for "Turn To Page".
You most commonly find them in shared school textbooks.
You are sitting in Biology class and the teacher starts handing out the big textbooks.
Your teacher tells the class to open their books to page 36, but on the bottom of the page you see "T.T.P 69" so you turn to page 69 and see somebody has drawn a pair of tits on a skeleton.
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D.T.P.

Down to plow
when the farmer first wakes up in the morning and fires up his tractor he' D.T.P.
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p.t. luiser

(pee-tee lou-zur) noun; nickname given to p.t. cruisers that don flashy accessories, wooden paneling, or flame graphics to give the appearance of "living life in overdrive." Usually the end result of a mid-life crisis.
Those purple tanks from halo look like a p.t. luiser.
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T.P.M.F.B.

Acronym for - Tongue punch my fart box.

Used as an instant argument finisher.

Also, used by people that are too lazy to learn a foreign language, but want to insult someone without them knowing.
I'm sorry Mr. Grant, you didn't get the promotion I promised you." Mr. Grant - "It's fine Mr. CFO, I didn't deserve it...... also, you can T.P.M.F.B.
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