ozzie

an ounce of weed

Let me get an ozzie of that bubba

by jeffymeh May 12, 2016

ozzy

(noun) lord, sex god

A noun used to describe (or name) a person of supreme intellect, and all round ability in the field of life.

wow, Darin Shapiro, you are not far off being worthy of the name 'ozzy'

by mr. d'arcy September 10, 2007

Ozzie

Fat gluttonous retard. Used as a verb, it means you really messed something up in an irreversible way.

A: I just pooped my pants
B: You mean you just Ozzied your pants

by Ozzie fatass stoner June 10, 2011

Ozzie

A knock off Jesus who will bend yo Pokemon cards after you beat him in COD ghosts. He thinks Fred's voice is hot and laughs at the word willy he will do anything if you give him a dong massage he only like one thing, his dog Pablo who strangled his hamster gary

God Ozzie why do you always throw a wrench at my new TV

by Ozzie hater 024420 July 31, 2018

ozzy

was the godfather of metal, now MTV's bitch

Well for fuck's sake.He's an old man what the fuck do you want from him? Do you want him to do mock human sacrifices and drink blood? Shit,he'd have to put his dentures in for that!

Leave old man ozzy alone you Iron Maiden fags!

by fuck Iron Maiden December 28, 2005

ozzi

never care about what other people care about them and follows their own judgement

ozzi doesn't care about you or you opinion

by fhud gfrbv September 7, 2023

Ozzie

a literal friggin monkey who climbs trees, and structures without an ounce of struggle. also happens to be an awesome friend.

"whats that up on the massive building?"
"It's Ozzie!"

by theghostofalex February 15, 2022