trouser oysters

Slang for one’s testicles.

His pants were so tight that you could perfectly map the topography of his trouser oysters.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

Salbito Oyster

When your know-it-all IT guy jizzes in his hand, adds cocktail sauce and extra horse radish, then slurps it down like an oyster.

I invited Sean to dinner, but he said he was going in the alley to have a Salbito Oyster.

by Shoobastank July 22, 2019

Bearded Oyster

Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.

...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.

by Kaji February 28, 2004

passing the oyster

When someones cums in your mouth, and you then pass it back to them in a kiss



see also (snowballing)

he wanted to whip my ass after i passed the oyster

by pixiesandclover January 23, 2004

Mud Oyster

Wiped up remnants of climactic anal sex.

After a spirited round of anal play, Carl wiped the Mud Oyster from the tip of his knob with his girlfriend's blouse.

by Eaton Holgoode October 10, 2016

oyster diving

Lesbo Sex

"I don't know where Sasha went."
"She's Oyster Diving with Henrietta."

by AHK222 August 13, 2014

Goog oyster

A predecessor to the "mung barnacle", the goog oyster is a relatively large, moist, collection of shmutz found at the corners of the mouth. The "goog oyster" is usually found on ones mouth after excessive narcotic consumption, an extensive conversation with greg, or caused by excessive dairy consumption.

"Oi methbreath, wash off them goog oysters and brush ya fukn teeth, you smell like Shmidt".

by greg shmidt December 17, 2011