oxymoron

A contradiction in terms. Contrary to what some people will tell you, from Limerick to Florida, it does NOT mean a stupid ox. Derived instead from the Greek words oxy (sharp) and moros (dull).

Examples of oxymorons:

sunny night
military intelligence
compassionate conservative
ethical landlord
honest politician
open-minded altie
Christian Democrat
to appear invisible
deafening silence
friendly fire
charm offensive
civil war

by Fearman December 30, 2007

oxymoron

A moron who is also a waste of oxygen or something idk.

fuck you, oxymoron.

by couldtn't October 4, 2019

Oxymorons

What Billy Mays called everyone that bought his products.

Billy Mays: I hope those oxymorons are gullible enough to buy the next piece of shit I'm pushing.

by alltrull November 29, 2009

oxymoronic

adj.
of or having to do with an oxymoron

The concept of a funky white boy is oxymoronic.

by MiKe EaTs FoOd March 21, 2005

oxymoron

A sentence or phrase of contradictions that seem to make no sense upon first perusal but actual does on closer inspection. A common misconception is that any set of contradicting words placed together makes an oxymoron; but a phrase or sentence is truly not an oxymoron unless it actually DOES make sense, even if it might not seem to.

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Faith unfaithful made him falsely true.

by makariln August 5, 2003

oxymoron

Two words that means the exact opposite of the next word.
Two words that conflict eachother

Examples of an oxymoron:
Obama Care
Naturally Artificial
Toyota Stop

by WAFFLES ARE THE BEST April 2, 2011

oxymoron

Two words with disparate meanings, used together to form a nonsensical phrase.

Utah Jazz.

Military Intelligence.

Microsoft Code.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 26, 2005