Oberer

Military term for a score of "par" on a particular golf hole regardless of the actual amount of swings taken.

On a players 8th swing on a par 3.
(1)"This put is for Oberer."
(2)"I sank that for Oberer."

by truthsayr March 8, 2011

Order The Soufflé

Being that one annoying fat guy who orders dessert when everyone else wants to leave.

Fingering a girl when she's on her period.

Dropping the soap in a prison shower.

Person 1: This dinner was great I'm stuffed.
Person 2: Yeah I have to go back to see the kids.
Person 3: Ah, I couldn't have another bite!
Person 4: YEAH, I'LL HAVE THE SOUFFLÉ
Waiter: That'll take 45 minutes.......
Person 4: THAT'S OK!

Person 1: Why are your fingers so red?
Person 2: I just ordered the soufflé!

Prisoner 1: Yo, why iz tra'quan walking so funny?
Prisoner 2: Nigga Order The Soufflé

by dirtymikeandtheboyz January 13, 2011

ohberdare

the answer you get when you ask a convenience store clerk for directions..to anything or anywhere.

"Hey where's the doritos compadre?" Tony asked the man behind the counter.

Oh you loooking ohberdare....ya ohberdare next to dattone...
OK

by Disexlia boy January 18, 2010

birth order

Something that everyone says he/she got least attention, most relational stress, and best personality from. Only child always say that he/she is lonely.

typical stereotyping goes as follows:
first born - bossy but responsible/independant
middle child - ignored but mediator/peace maker
youngest born - spoiled but nice/humorous
only child - jesus

In fact, according to a census done by Julius Caesar in 8th century, the first child suffers the most from lack of attention and the stress from the family. It's also proven that it's the birth order that develops the best personality.

by iateeight October 8, 2013

The First Order

Introduced in Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, the First Order is a militaristic regime that is dedicated to wipe out the loathsome Resistance. The Order is led by Supreme Leader Snoke and is commanded by Kylo Ren, Captain Phasma, and General Hux.

The First Order is gonna rek the Resistance #rekt

by nrE5150 October 6, 2016

Suicide Bob-omber

When you hold a Bob-omb behind your Kart, and you position yourself to a spot where you’re directly in front of an opponent. When the guy behind you slipstreams, they will run into you, thus detonating the Bob-omb, with both you and the opponent affected by the explosion.

I was going to have 1st place, but the guy currently in 1st has a Bob-omb on his tail. How can I get past this suicide Bob-omber?

by Original Orangutans August 21, 2017

Chronicological Order

The way things happen when you're stoned.

So we got the nugs, got back to my place and realized that we were all retarded and we had no lighter, so we turned on the stove and put a tissue on it, but as we were smoking Little Jimmy burned his finger and dropped it into a garbage can full of gasoline, and the house burned down, and thats what happened in Chronicological Order.

by jellytin December 4, 2010