Orangutan Titties

A disease that predominantly effects women. Characteristics of the ailment are generally defined by a cross-eyed or wall-eyed alignment of the nipples. IE the nipple on the left breast looks down and to the left while the nipple on the right looks up and to the right. Most common causes of the disease are over lactation and Mexican performed breast augmentations. The disease can also be found in heavier set me who suffer from either “Bitch Tits” or “Manboobs”

She used to have a great rack but her kids sucked those sweater puppies into Orangutan Titties.

by gbv.3.0 December 14, 2011

orangutan chocolate

The sexual act involving two people, usually a man and a woman, where the man is a hirsute ginger. He leaves a sizable dollop of poop on his partner's chest. He then proceeds to rise, beat his chest and holler, summoning all his ginger friends who then engage in a soggy waffle contest and feed the treat to the woman.

Note: If the woman is hairy enough, this can be performed with the genders reversed.

Yo, last night Alvin was with his girl and he pulled an Orangutan Chocolate. I ended up at his house with my junk out because I heard his tribal call.

by Incarsonator January 16, 2014

Orangutan job

When ones partner shits in there hand and proceeds to rub it on the other person while having sex.

Hey babe wanna give me the ole Orangutan job later?

by OJob Lover February 21, 2020

orangutan tits

n. A girl whos tits look like fleshy pantyhose with tangerines in them, that hang at least to her belly button

Britney has some nasty orangutan tits, that you have to swing out of the way for vaginal insertion

by Christopher A. Jackson December 12, 2006

Orangutan mask

see also gorilla mask

accomplished by first shaving one's ginger pubic hair. After applying an adhesive to a friend or foe's face, apply the pubic hairs.

Usually a form of punishment.

After losing a bet, the loser suffered an Orangutan mask. Charlie grew out his pubes for weeks in preparation of his friend's much anticipated punishment.

by Red85 November 20, 2010

orangutan punch

The process of flailing ones arms in the air and bringing them down upon the head/neck of a partner during sexual intercorse

"She rode too soft so I gave her an orangutan punch..."

by SassyMcSaggyBuns July 12, 2016

Orangutan It

The act of pushing one's face into one's food instead of using either utensils or hands, similar to the way an old and fat orangutan simply presses his face to the ground to eat grass instead of wasting time by using his hand to rip it out of the ground and put it in his mouth. Orangutaning It is much faster.

"Dude, did you see him eating that calzone? He totally Orangutaned It."

"I saw this girl Orangutan It on this piece of cake earlier. It was hilarious."

by kswa1987 November 7, 2011