kswa1987's definitions

Orangutan It

The act of pushing one's face into one's food instead of using either utensils or hands, similar to the way an old and fat orangutan simply presses his face to the ground to eat grass instead of wasting time by using his hand to rip it out of the ground and put it in his mouth. Orangutaning It is much faster.

"Dude, did you see him eating that calzone? He totally Orangutaned It."

"I saw this girl Orangutan It on this piece of cake earlier. It was hilarious."

by kswa1987 November 7, 2011