"I went to my friends house where he sucked the red paint off of my optimus prime"
I was about to murder an african-american with my weapon of choice, a chainsaw, when he kicked my optimus prime and ran away with my tv.
I was about to murder an african-american with my weapon of choice, a chainsaw, when he kicked my optimus prime and ran away with my tv.
by josh March 10, 2004
While performing "Whoopie" with your partner, just before you are about to erupt, pull your penis out, blow all over the front grill of a semi, and run the bitch over with the semi.
The cops were impressed with my creative imagination when I conceived THE Optimus Prime, but not impressed with the clean-up and paperwork after the deed was done.
by Jack Macaque July 19, 2010
unloading on a slutty bitch's chest. a shot of cum to the chest.
when megatron kills optimus prime, OP dies after he takes one to the chest like a dirty slut.
when megatron kills optimus prime, OP dies after he takes one to the chest like a dirty slut.
by getgooglegoggles January 29, 2010
While on a gaming console and someone's headset starts to glitch and renders them unable to be understood. Can also be used for the loud screeching, beeping sound a headset can make.
"Thrust, you're optimus priming again!"
by BRTT March 10, 2014
A very highly advanced sexual manuever. Starting in laying down doggy style, man on top, you slowly as a team move to crouching doggy style. Once that has been completed in one swift motion she swings her leg around, while insertion is still taking place, into a crabwalk position. This is not for the weak of heart or decepticons.
Hannah: What happend last night?
Brent: You kept asking me to fuck you optimus prime style.
Hannah: Oh. That's why Willie kept saying "autobots roll out!" while I was leaving this morning.
Brent: You kept asking me to fuck you optimus prime style.
Hannah: Oh. That's why Willie kept saying "autobots roll out!" while I was leaving this morning.
by gingerloversRus October 15, 2009
1) An exclamation when a semi-truck refuses to let you merge onto the highway or some other sort of road douchebaggery.
by Holymonkey7076 October 26, 2010
One person screams "autobots, roll out" and the other makes a car shape, then the one with the bigger dick mounts the car and starts singing dubstep.
"Bro, we tried the the Inverted Optimus Prime last night, pretty sure I stuck my exhaust pipe in his fuel hole."
by Spinnychairwith5wheels December 19, 2016