optical delusion

Something that is merely for show or aesthetic/cosmetic purposes only --- it simply makes something APPEAR better or more attractive, but it does not actually add to the strength/quality/usefulness of the person or object.

Excellent examples of optical delusion are paint, Bondo, fancy costumes, plastic surgery, etc... they may make something or someone LOOK really nice on the outside, but the cosmetically-altered subject is still the same decrepit undesirable underneath.

by QuacksO August 27, 2017

Optical Penetration

When a male inserts his penis through one of his partner's eye socket and begins to stroke as if he was having regular sexual intercourse.

Matty Roberto- I performed optical penetration on an honors student and my seman got caught in her brain so bad she forgot how to do fractions

by Benyahoe Dover May 17, 2009

optical sex

Performing sexual favors and acheiving a female orgasm using solely the eyelid.

Tom contracted eye hepes after perfoming optical sex on his sister.

by Collins Hall November 12, 2004

Pareto Optimal

When two guys work as a team instead of independently to hit on women; thus getting more and far better looking women than they would have apart.

See Wingman or Wingmanning

Working together, Kevin and I talked these two girls who should have been out of our league into joining us for an Eiffel Tower - it was so pareto optimal.

by Ryanatcollege May 16, 2005

Optical Purple

SFLTC Term (adj) (v)
1.remembering that boys represent the color blue, and girls represent the color red, it is the action of the pupils combining the two; enabling one to "check out" the opposite sex in a sexual manner.
2. to eye rape
3. usage of the eyes to undress a member of the opposite sex

Synonym eye fuck

Damn! When i saw that JC, it was optical purple at first sight

by ReadyRob August 12, 2009

optical poptitude

When you sneeze so hard that your eyeballs pop out of their sockets.

Alex sneezed so ferociously that optical poptitude occured and had to have eye surgery immediately.

by Joey March 1, 2004

optical assault

When someone meat gazes the shit out of you.

I was the victim of an optical assault at the gym when that fag in the Ambercrombie shirt and bandanna was staring at my package hard in the locker room.

by Hebilicious August 4, 2008