malt globs

something cool, tasty, or righteous

Person 1:Did you hear the news? Bacon's a vegetable now!

Person2: That's some malt globs man.

by simplesyrup September 20, 2012

Dildo glob

A person who acts like a penis, and in general looks like one

Brigid L. Is a dildo glob

by Rhyeit July 28, 2016

Spengler's Glob

1) A euphemistic term for semen reminiscent of one of the Ghostbusters

2) A seriously mucus-y poo

Dude, I totally shat a Spengler's Glob this morning

by slimerslovegoo August 17, 2009

bob glob

A bob glob or robert globert is a name for a weed dab. Also known as Bobcat derbas. Use when you wanna be real cool infront of your friends.

That Bob glob got me slumped

by EliminateChrist September 24, 2017

globbing

A sex act when one person wipes a booger on the other.

When cuddleing she kept globbing on me last night

by kinkmaster007 December 9, 2008

Glob-a-gloop

The flemmy substance formed while preforming vigorous activities such as running or playing sports.

1) Johnny - What's this shit in my mouth

Timmy - Probably just some glob-a-gloop.

2) Jennifer- I was at basketball practice today and I spit the fucking hugest glob-a-gloop of all fucking time

Mandy- Fuckin nice dude

by Glooperstien October 1, 2009

Shit Glob

1. Samsung Gravity.

2. A piece of shit.

3. Something really, really bad.

Girl: Ugh my phone is such a shit glob.

Boy: Dude, I know.

by heybbykupkakeee November 15, 2010