Portugese Omlet

gross. super fetish. when one takes the act of making an omlet, a perfectly good omlet. a smuthering it in shit and lick it with your lover. then you proceed to eat it off her poontang. or you could "tonuge punch the fart box" with it.

man1........my wife wants me to give her a portugese omlet.
man2. dear god. i'd rather be cleveland steamed than that.
man3 gross.

by i<3omlets that are portugeuse. August 18, 2010

Omlet Face Mask

When Someone Pisses And Cums All Over Someone's Face

Bro Did You See That Omlet Face Mask That Jack Gave Katie
Yeah I Did

by SMARTBOYYYY August 29, 2022

Sexy Omlette

A collection of friends/loved ones in a cosy situation, possibly writhing around and definitely cuddling. Actual sex optional.

See also Incesty Omlette.

Lets all get on the money rug and have a Sexy Omlette.

by Cicisi January 7, 2014

tokyo omlette

tokyo chick puts scrambled eggs in a turky baster and squirts them up her ass, then shits em out on the japan steak house table and cooks em up for you.

yum lets get a tokyo omlette oh yeah

by xdementia August 28, 2007

cock omlette

mixing eggs inside another persons mouth with your cock. male or female.

it was a bad idea adding salt to my cock omlette

by mix master 31 November 17, 2009

omlette

A gameFAQs user who argues a liberal arguement, but rarely backs up his facts with decent sources. Also ignores the arguements he can't beat and answers the easy questions.

omlette's arguing again, I'm getting dumber.

by COTM July 20, 2004

Persian Omlette

A Sexual act where your roomate gives you a good morning after a night of gay sex by deficating on your chest

Behnam gave Euan a Persian omlette

by IranianEgger June 5, 2010