O.J. Simpson

Lucky ass nigga who didn't get caught.

When Ms. Johnson caught us smokin' that stuff I thought we was gonna get in trouble. When the principal said he'd let us go with a warning I felt like O.J. Simpson.

by stepyagameup September 5, 2006

O.J. Simpson

An all American football hero who was lucky enough to get away with killing his wife and her friend.
Everyone knows he's guilty (especially white people) but black people like to pretend that he isn't.

"We the jury find the defendant, O.J. Simpson, not guilty of the crime of murder."

by Nevz July 21, 2009

O.J. Simpson

Similar to the Danny Glover. It's when you jam your fist up someone's ass (male or female), remove it, all covered in blood and shit (resembling a bloody glove), and proceed to choke the person until rendering them unconcious.

After I gave that chick an "O.J. Simpson" she didn't shit right for a week.

by kyspsm October 6, 2006

O.J. Simpsoned

To stab or cut a person with a knife.

Did you here about that knife fight down the street? Yea that gang member really got O.J. Simpsoned. He must have been O.J. Simpsoned at least 5 times but he'll be alright.

by JoeyJoejo November 15, 2009